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Are you an experienced writer with a flair for attention-grabbing, eye-widening, and chuckle-inducing passages that will keep readers coming back for more? Can you endure the vapid antics of A, B, C, and D-list celebrities who continually bite, scratch, claw, and awe their way into the public eye? Grandpa Joe Media is looking for a dependable, witty, and pop-culturally informed scribe who can pen regular blog updates for a celebrity/humor blog. A working knowledge of the WordPress publishing platform is an absolute must. Please send your cirriculum vitae and samples to Matt[at]grandpajoemedia[dot]com, after which we can discuss compensation. Thanks, and good luck!